This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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