I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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