it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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