I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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