Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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