these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
