gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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