the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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