do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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