i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
