glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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