She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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