My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
