ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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