I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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