Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
