when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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