I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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