What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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