just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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