I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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