At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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