weddingsv make me drug and hornr
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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