The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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