You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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