hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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