I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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