just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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