his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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