I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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