You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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