You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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