We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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