I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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