I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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