You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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