Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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