we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
They are going to name an STD after you.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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