I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Rumble strips road head = magical
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I am naked and annoyed.
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