Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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