How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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