I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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