I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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