Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
