would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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