no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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