Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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