After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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