i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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