Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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