Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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