She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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